Posts Tagged ‘Prank’

E-Mails From An Asshole 8-20

Posted on August 20th, 2010

Kitten Rescue
Warning: The following post contains graphic images. If you are offended by the sight of food-dye, corn syrup, and ground beef, you may not want to read this.

Original ad:
Humane “hav a heart” traps for kittens needed
There are some kittens in my neighborhood that need to find good homes. I need a trap 4 the cats to help bring them in. Please email me if you have a trap (and a heart)!

From Me to *********@********.org:

Hello,

Are you still looking for a trap for cats?

Mike

From Deb ******* to Me:

Yes I am can you help me?

From Me to Deb *******:

I most certainly can! I believe this trap is for those who want to “have a heart.” I used it to catch a stray cat that kept coming into my garage. It is called the KittyHugger. All you have to do is put some cat food on the trigger, and when the cat comes to eat it, the trap gently contracts into a hugging position and comfortably hugs the cat until you come back to deal with the little guy. Please let me know if this will work.

Mike
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The Last Exorcism Chat Roulette Reactions

Posted on August 19th, 2010

Remember ChatRoulette, That site that was cool a while back but then turned into a sausage fest with a bunch of guys wanking it? Yeah, it’s still around, and strangely, people still use it. We always wondered what our partner site OnChatRoulette was doing with their time but it looks like they’ve been working. So anyway, the new movie The Last Exorcism is set to come out on August 27th. They decided to use ChatRoulette for a little viral marketing by finding lonely horny guys (like that took long) and showing them a clip of a cute girl. Little did they realize that this cute girl would turn into a demon (don’t they all?). The result is a great marketing tool with some good reactions. Although the movie looks like it’s going to suck, at least they’ve given us some laughs. Mad props to the OCR team for finding this one.
*Language warning*

Target Flashmob

Posted on August 16th, 2010

In January, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations can spend unlimited $$ in our elections. In July, Target gave $150,000 to the anti-gay, anti-worker candidate for Gov. of MN. Last week, a quarter million people pledged to boycott Target. Yesterday, as a protest, a group did this:

E-Mails From An Asshole 8-6

Posted on August 6th, 2010

The Car Crusher

Original ad:
i need my 89 dodge shadow towed to a car crusher asap. there are a few crushers in the area so get at me with a price and contact info

From Me to *********@*************.org:

Hello,

Do you still need your car crushed?

Mike

From Jeff ******* to Me:

yes
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Why Isn’t This UPS Working?

Posted on July 11th, 2010

A customer brought an APC UPS 600 to a computer shop because it wasn’t working. Once the techs pulled the cover off, they found the problem.


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