Direct from the “Someone had waaaay too much time on their hands” department. An Asian woman who makes a funny ninja on her hand.

Have you ever been in the fish market and you just couldn’t tell how fresh the fish was? This one will let you know for sure.
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If Whitney was right and “the children are our future” then we are all screwed