Pink has been taken to hospital after injuring herself during an onstage stunt in Germany last night (July 15).

The singer fell out of a harness which was supposed to catapult her across the crowd at a gig in Nuremberg, but instead she crashed into a barricade – watch the video below.

The concert was ended immediately and the singer was taken to hospital, though later assured fans that she was expected to make a full recovery following the accident.

“To all my nurnberg fans – I am so so so sorry to end the show that way. I am embarassed and very sorry. I’m in ambulance now but I will b fine,” she tweeted last night.

She later added: “Ok all my lovers out there – nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg.”

The singer has not yet confirmed if her injuries will keep her from upcoming performances on her Funhouse Summer Carnival Tour, which is scheduled to continue through Eastern Europe, Russia, the Czech Republic, Finland, Sweden, Denmark and Norway.

Pink performed a similar stunt without incident at the Isle Of Wight Festival in June.

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Have you ever tried making Star Wars shaped pancakes(Death Star doesn’t count)? Of course not. Why? Because you have better things to do. But if you ever get the desire, William Sanoma now has the hook up! The scary part is the description from their website:
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Finally a parade we can relate to. The village of Hustisford celebrates the Toilet Bowl Parade every January 1. The event centers around the crowning of the Toilet Bowl King and Queen. The Parade features floats as well as lawn mowers, wiener dogs, and other motorized and non-motorized vehicles, many of which may have toilets on them or being pulled by them. Sometimes people actually use the toilets during the parade. The residents More.. are given rolls of toilet paper which they throw at the Parade participants as they travel down the main street.

With 2010 coming for us full speed, like when daddy has been drinking too again, you’re probably like us and don’t yet have a calendar, or have an avbusive father. Either way, this calendar is just what you need. The Calendar started in 2008 by the Clown Conservatory at the San Francisco Circus Center and a third of all sales are donated to the National MS Society.

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You and I both know that every time you’re filling up your car, you see that big, red “Emergency” button on the gas pump and think to yourself, “I wonder what would happen if…” Well, thanks to the video below, you’ll never have to wonder again. In this funny clip, one very curious, very dumb young man decides to hit the big, red button.

Human beings like pressing buttons. If you’ve been in an Office Max recently, you’ve probably seen those big, obnoxious toy buttons that say things like “Git-R-Done!” or “That was easy!” whenever you press them. We hate those buttons. But for someone like the dude in the video below, a toy like that would make for one helluva belated Christmas present:

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